URGENT / ADMINISTRATIVE01
♜
FILE THE DRAGON'S
TAX RETURN.
The entire hoard is a “home office.” The inspector is a smaller, angrier dragon.
REQUIRES: INTELLIGENCEGOOD LUCK ↗
A POCKET-SIZED FANTASY ROGUELIKE
BIG ADVENTURE.
QUESTIONABLE
DECISIONS.
The world needs a hero.
Unfortunately, it got you.
Take absurd jobs. Roll terrible dice. Annoy your Dungeon Master.
Become a legend in the time it takes to miss your bus.
COMING TO iOS + ANDROID • 2–10 MINUTE RUNS
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THE BRAINS. ALLEGEDLY.
CHECK YOUR POCKETS.
YOU. PROBABLY.
THE BRAINS. ALLEGEDLY.CHECK YOUR POCKETS.YOU. PROBABLY.HELP WANTEDHEROES OPTIONAL.
BAD IDEAS WELCOME.— THE ADVENTURERS' GUILD
NO CHOSEN ONES WERE CONSULTED.BAD IDEAS WELCOME.— THE ADVENTURERS' GUILD
SMALL QUESTS. BIG CONSEQUENCES.✦ROLL THE DICE. BLAME THE DICE.✦YOUR NEXT BAD IDEA STARTS HERE.✦SMALL QUESTS. BIG CONSEQUENCES.✦
01 / A HEROICALLY BAD PLAN
SAVE THE WORLD.
OR JUST THE SOUP.
Not every quest involves slaying a dragon. Sometimes you're filing its tax return. Sometimes the soup needs rescuing. Sometimes the real treasure is surviving your own decisions.
Side Quest Simulator packs an entire fantasy disaster into a few minutes. Build a deeply flawed hero, chase Hero of the Year, and face a rival who probably has their life together.
8HERO CLASSES
7ANCESTRIES
1d20NO GUARANTEES
02 / CHOOSE YOUR LIABILITY
MEET THE MISFITS.
Great potential.
Very little supervision.
ADVENTURER DOSSIER / 01HIT FIRST. THINK EVENTUALLY.
THE FIGHTER.
Solves problems by hitting them. Has not yet met a problem that minded.
CLASS PERKSecond Wind
Heal 2 HP whenever you finish a quest.
Add an ancestry. Add a regrettable quirk.
Congratulations. You're somebody else's problem now.
03 / HONEST WORK. MOSTLY.
THE QUEST BOARD.
FILE THE DRAGON'S
URGENT / CULINARY02
♨
RESCUE THE
SENTIENT SOUP.
The chef has a ladle. The soup has feelings. You have a very questionable plan.
REQUIRES: EMPATHY. OR LEGS.NO SPOONS ↗
URGENT / UNDEAD03
⚰
EVICT A
900-YEAR-OLD LICH.
He claims he has tenant rights. And never dies. This may take a minute.
REQUIRES: VERY FIRM WORDSKNOCK FIRST ↗
04 / A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MISFORTUNE
FATE HAS
A FUNNY SENSE
OF HUMOR.
One choice. One d20. A worrying amount of soup.
Try a tiny encounter from the world of Side Quest.
QUICK ENCOUNTERDC 12 · d20
THE SOUP IS SCREAMING.
The chef raises his ladle. The soup politely asks you to hurry. How do you save your new friend?
An interactive preview. The full game has considerably more problems.YOUR LEGEND IS PENDING.
EVERY HERO STARTS SOMEWHERE.
YOURS STARTS WITH A BAD IDEA.
Side Quest Simulator is coming to iOS and Android.
Until then, keep your sword sharp and your expectations flexible.